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Collection of slightly adult sms / text messages in roman urdu, hindi and english. some popular searches for such types of sms messages includes funny adult sms, adult sms forwards, free adult sms, adult messages, adult sms jokes, hindi adult sms, urdu adult sms etc


 Sardar
ek martaba teen chore aae aor sardarni ka rape kar ke chale gae jab sardar aaia to sardarni ne osko bataia.
Sardar:kia tum ne on ko roka nai
Sardarni:maine to boht koshish ki laikin kahne lage ab aor himmat nai kal aain gae
By: Hafeez
Category : Adult SMS
 hairs
Question: Why do hairs on the head turn grey but pubic hair stays black wid passage of time...?

Answer: Uttay sochaan hee sochaan....tay thalle mojaan hee mojaan....
By: Faryal 033265396**
Category : Adult SMS
 peer jee.
Lady: Peer jee mera bacha nahin hoo raha....
Peer jee: Tumhare husband mein defect hai...
Lady: Hsband mein defect ho ga poore mauhallay mein tyu nahin....
By: Faryal 033265396**
Category : Adult SMS
 tv nahi to kya
TV nahi to kya hua FM se kaam chalalunga,
BIWI nahi to kya hua HAATH se kam chalalunga
By: dark lord
Category : Adult SMS
 larki rastay per
ek larki rastay per ja rahi ti k peechay se ek karky nay uongali mari aur chup geya,larki nay mur kar deka tu 65 saal ka baba ta.larki nay poocha baba ye miss call ap nay dee hai.baba nay shalwar khol kar keha mera tu balance he khatam hai.
By: Rehman khan
Category : Adult SMS
 babajee ki missed call
aik larki ko kesi ne peeche se ungli dee aur chup gaya peeche aik 65 sala baba tha,larki:babajee missed call aap ne ki? baba shalwar khol ke bola mera to balance hi khatam hai.
By: irshad ahmad00971503287620
Category : Adult SMS
 mommy mummy
kid:mummy mummy what is hell?
mom: it is where bad people go.
kid:so did dada go there???
mom: why do u ask???
kid:cuz dada cheated on dadi for nani
By:
Category : Adult SMS
 WEDDING INVITAION
WEDDING INVITAION

Mr. & Mrs. Harami Singh request ur Chootiya
presence on the Fucking Marriage of their Behn-Chod son

LORA SINGH
with
PHUDDI KAPOOR
D/O Mr. & Mrs. Gandu Singh

Venue:
======
Kanwal Randi ka Kotha, Bhosri Pura, Distt.
Kanjar Abad, Chudai Pur, Randistan.

Program:
========
Chuma Chati on 25th July
Mammay Dikhai 26th July
Choot Chati on 28th July
Full Chudai on 30th July

R.S.V.P.
=======
Mama Muthal,
Lala Loray Lal,
Masi Kus Devi
or Baby Lully Singh

Love Radiator
By: NA
Category : Adult SMS
 braizer
teacher nay "braizer" nahi pehna tha aur
kameez kay 2 button khol gaye.

yeh daikh kay 2 bachay hansnay lagay tu
gussay say boli "hanso maat warna dono ko
bahar nikal doungi"
By: NA
Category : Adult SMS
 Sardar Was Advising His Son
Sardar Was Advising His Son On

Dining Table,Oye Boti Kha Boti,Lully Waddi Hoe Gi ..!

Sardarni Intrupted:Sardar JI,

Tussi v Boti Shoti Kha Liya Karo
By: ishfaq
Category : Adult SMS
 ek larki ko dekha tu aisa laga
new song for all boys
ek larki ko dekha tu aisa laga
kabhi chapal laga kabhi taphar laga
kabhi muka pera
kabhi sendel perha
kabhi ghar mai peta
kabhi road mai mara
mindar k gante sa bajta gaya
hooooooooo



ek larki................

By: ishfaq
Category : Adult SMS
 TELE-FUN TELE-FUN
TELE-FUN TELE-FUN

Kyun udaas bethay ho?

Aao, main tumhain apna TOPA dikhaon

* Main tumhain sunaon ga Sexy Lateefay

* Full Chootyapay k SMS

* Logon ki Chudayon ki kahaniyan

* Doonga Randio k numbers

To phir jaldi milao
0900-78601
0900-Chhotay Tattay Mota Lun
TELE-FUN TELE-FUN
Teri Gan or Mera Lun
TELE-FUN
By: Road
Category : Adult SMS
 khana khan bhool gaye sadi main mehman
dulhan ka tan dekh ke lund huye jawan
khana khan bhool gaye sadi main mehman
By: Road
Category : Adult SMS
 docter docter khel main
docter docter khel main dayi sui lagaye
ab to padosan roj hi khelan ghar ku aye

madam ji ne dayi saza nanga kar ke moye
lund dekhat hi mero chut main khujli hoye
By: Road
Category : Adult SMS
 boht chootay thay
1 aurat kay boobs boht chootay thay.1 din nahaty hoye
uss kay bachay nay daikh lia aur kaha
"mummy tumhari tu fitting hi galat hay abu kay
balls nichay lagay hain aap kay uper"
By: Road
Category : Adult SMS
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