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 Lastnite i went
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas
By: sajid
A girl phoned me
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
By: sajid
Press down
Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !
By: sajid
I really deeply
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
By: sajid
He came
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
By: sajid
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
By: sajid
oT TnAW
oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2'rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!
By: sajid
there are 3 chambers
there are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!
By: sajid
What is the
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".
By: sajid
BUY A SCOOTY.
BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY};-
By: pasha
this is your mobile
this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it remzozo
By: pasha
It's better
It's better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life
By: santhu
A husband was stung
A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen. His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.
By: Baboshisto
Laloo bada chalak hai (in URDU)
Laloo bada chalak hai
Nau baccho ka bap hai
Laloo bada nirala he
dasva ane wala he...
ye andar ki baat hai
isme Vajpayee ka hat hai..
By: Baboshisto
AT 18 a lady is like
AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other
By: Baboshisto
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