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Santa Banta SMS Collection! Containing SMS related to Sardars.. Santa and Banta. These Sardar SMS are totally hilarious and guaranteed to make you laugh. The two imaginary sikh funny characters who make the people laugh. These indian and pakistani style messeges are interesting and amusing. You will definitly laugh by reading these cute funny santa banta jokes and sms messages.


 Banta Sing
Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after my death, Wife!, but why? He is ur no 1 enemy,Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa sing.
By: Kalsoom
Category : Santa Banta SMS
 Santa was riding
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'
By: sarfraz
Category : Santa Banta SMS
 Santa suffering
Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai
By: sarfraz
Category : Santa Banta SMS
 Jeeto & Preeto
Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new milkman.
Jeeto: He's very good looking, punctual & dresses so smartly.
And so quickly too!, said Preeto
By: sarfraz
Category : Santa Banta SMS
 While walking in
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here
By: sarfraz
Category : Santa Banta SMS
 Santa goes to buy
Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
By: sarfraz
Category : Santa Banta SMS
 Banta
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
By: Ringo
Category : Santa Banta SMS
 Santa was standing
Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Banta asked: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat
By: Ringo
Category : Santa Banta SMS
 Santa was looking
Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.
By: Ringo
Category : Santa Banta SMS
 Santa went to see
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.
By: Ringo
Category : Santa Banta SMS
 really sorry
Jeeto: yelled at Santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be?
By: Ringo
Category : Santa Banta SMS
 Itne kam marks
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
By: Ringo
Category : Santa Banta SMS
 Santa waitin
Santa waitin at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more
By: Ringo
Category : Santa Banta SMS
 Lady to inspector
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else.
By: Ringo
Category : Santa Banta SMS
 A lady calls
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
By: Ringo
Category : Santa Banta SMS
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