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 Sardar & His Sali
Sardar Sali Ko,
Pehn Teri Masroof ey,
Zara Kakay Nu Dudh PiyaDay...
Sali, Sorry Jeeja Jee Mera Dudh Nai Anda,
Sardar: "ACHA" Show Sha Tay bari Ey?
By: M IMRAN 0333-2912282
Category : Sardar Jokes SMS
A sardar was running
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.
By: Uzzal
Category : Sardar Jokes SMS
Day a monkey
Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha...
By: Ringo
Category : Sardar Jokes SMS
A Sardar went
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha
By: Ringo
Category : Sardar Jokes SMS
SARDAR:: Beta
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon
By: Ringo
Category : Sardar Jokes SMS
This sardarji
This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji
replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata
By: Ringo
Category : Sardar Jokes SMS
There's a funeral
There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the
sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general
'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead
of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of
them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur
aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi
ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!
By: Ringo
Category : Sardar Jokes SMS
One day Sardar happened
One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar
By: Ringo
Category : Sardar Jokes SMS
Sardarji calls
Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and
hangs up.
By: Ringo
Category : Sardar Jokes SMS
Why did 18
Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
By: Ringo
Category : Sardar Jokes SMS
Sardarji fixed an
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."
By: Ringo
Category : Sardar Jokes SMS
A SARDAR IS SING
A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI"
By: Ringo
Category : Sardar Jokes SMS
Sardar j
Sardar ji;
Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.
By: Ringo
Category : Sardar Jokes SMS
A sardarji Doctor
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister...
By: Ringo
Category : Sardar Jokes SMS
Sardar ji Aapko
Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai"
By: Ringo
Category : Sardar Jokes SMS
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